Apartment to Rent…Gaza-style

FOR RENT: APARTMENT BLOCK RECENTLY RENOVATED BY ISRAEL. ALL MOD-CONS, RUNNING WATER (EVERYWHERE), AIR-CONDITIONING AT ALL TIMES, STATE-OF-ART GYM. DOES NOT INCLUDE: HEAT, HYDRO, CABLE, INTERNET, FREEDOM, HUMAN-RIGHTS, LOGIC, COMPASSION, CARING, SAFETY, EDUCATION, FOOD, DRINKING WATER, TOILETS, SANITY, OR ANY OTHER FUCKING HUMAN EMOTION KNOWN TO MAN. SMOKING AND PETS ALLOWED. MAKE AN OFFER.  

Palestinians inspect the damage of their destroyed houses during a 12-hour cease-fire in Gaza City's Shijaiyah neighborhood, Saturday, July 26, 2014. Gaza residents used a 12-hour humanitarian cease-fire on Saturday to stock up on supplies and survey the devastation from nearly three weeks of fighting, as they braced for a resumption of Israel's war on Hamas amid stalled efforts to secure a longer truce. (AP Photo/Khalil Hamra)

Palestinians inspect the damage of their destroyed houses during a 12-hour cease-fire in Gaza City’s Shijaiyah neighborhood, Saturday, July 26, 2014. Gaza residents used a 12-hour humanitarian cease-fire on Saturday to stock up on supplies and survey the devastation from nearly three weeks of fighting, as they braced for a resumption of Israel’s war on Hamas amid stalled efforts to secure a longer truce. (AP Photo/Khalil Hamra)